3 posts tagged “tricia”

So as I was burning a cd for Ms. Leah for the Fiesta, I was adding a couple of songs from BRONCO, which I used to love when I was little because of their ridiculously awesome music videos and song names for example:

El Sheriff De Chocolate

Los Castigados

This is Sergio giving a little blurb about Bronco, he is one of the members, and then it is accompanied with another video that starts with  hilarious yet sexist commentary from anthropomorphized horses.

Leah and Tricia are going to Love this :) this is for u!

I am going to be a student again! Grad School here I come! :) I opened my email yesterday and found my acceptance into UCSD's Latin American Studies program! I start this fall! I am soooo excited! Thank you everyone- Leah, Tricia, Raquel and Rob who helped me with my writing sample/personal statment and everything else-GOLDSTARS! :) whoooo hooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:00-3:30

Saturday started off pretty premium for me. I went and shared artistic fun with little people at a park in city heights… by the end I was covered in paint and I smelled like a moose… at the end of exhausting sun drenched hours, I had a heinous farmers sunburn complete with a flip flop tan on my feets…

3:30-5:00

So there I was hungry, slightly deranged from the sun rays and severely charred…there was only one person I could call…clearly,  it was Leah. Upon eating to our hearts' content at the salvadorean joint by Leah’s, we proceeded to giggle like insane people, which is apt to happen ANYTIME Leah and I hang out… anyways…Leah spotted a bewildering sign, “Oriental gardens Massage,” Leah pondered what type of massage they give at Oriental Gardens Massage” out loud. Serious-faced, I responded “the garden variety” we then proceeded to CACKLE in the car as a car pulled up next to us with a young guy looking at us like we were crazy. This caused  Leah and I to contemplate, at that moment how unattractive we must look with retarded faces (Acute Retard Face Syndrome- ARFS) paired with our unkempt wild woman appearance. As we continued to laugh like hyenas on steroids--- a truck pulled up on the other side of the car that had just parked…. Then that man got in the car that was pulled in next to us…. (norma and leah continue to laugh…laugh laugh laugh) then the guy that got into the car, gets out and drives away at the same time that the car next to us leaves… at that split moment, Leah and I realize that through our peals of laughter, giggling and madness, a drug deal has gone down next to us….

Lesson learned: if you laugh to much, drug deals go down seamlessly and without a hitch right next to you…

Cut to that evening…

7pm

Norma is nowhere near ready and has tried on 10 outfits much to Rodrigo’s chagrin…

7:45

 the Guacamole-off is now ready as Norma and Rodrigo, guacamole-nemesis have finished preparing their goodness…

8:00pm

Arrive at Tricias---begin drinking sangria made by mostly Tricia and Leah, Norma cut like 2 apples and a pear and ate some mango and thus deserves to be added in the “helped to make sangria” category. Everyone is mostly already there, Leah introduces the Mexicans to the Spaniards… and Samba the party dog makes his rounds…

---overall general chaos----

The guacamole-off begins… all factions of the party taste test, except for the guacamole-nemesis….

The winner is announced: Normas guacamole is now internationally acclaimed prize winning guacamole!!! J

9:45

Chaos ensues as a very large group of inebriated people finally get out of tricias and get going to the Whiste Stop bar. I go “Mexican mom” on Tricia and force her out of her own home by dragging her out by her ear…

9:50

Finally in the car… as brian passes on his bike,  Norma and Tricia scream like banshees at him… Tricia complains about the seemingly hour long trip which actually only was… 8 minutes long… Tricia believes that Rodrigo would be the perfect John Travolta…

10:00

Upon arriving at the Whistle bar Stop-

Odd noises are made by the women in Rodrigo's car… norma yells, hey listen to me make a pterodactyl noise--- *SHRIEK*

Tricia and Jackie are amazed at this noise and try to replicate it…meanwhile at a nearby house party, someone responds in the exact same shriek as Norma did… amazing!!! Tricias proclaims : PTERADYCTLS UNITE!!!

The unknown pterodactyl and tricia and I keep pteradyctl calling each other from across the street as we walk towards the bar… all of a sudden a girl in a black dress emerges from a house party holding an alcoholic beverage---we catch each others eye and point at each other in recognition of our unique gift….

10:15ish…

We are in the bar… we continue the pterodactyl noise and empty a few bar seats of bewildered bar goers….

10-15-1:15… dance and drink like insane people…..

1:30

Tricia is safely home, Jackie drives away safely

1:45

HOME…Jack in the Box... painful sunburn...

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